I''m getting cabin fever here in Bel Air, MD. Schools, legion all closed. Fridged, gusty winds.

This global warming is outta hand.

Wife forbids me from going outside cause I might break a hip.

I snuck out yesterday. Naturally the blower wouldn't start.  Took my beta blockers and grabbed the shovel.

Outside, the kid across the street is starting to shovel. He's about 9. I have 70 years on him.

I consider asking him if he wants to make 20 dollars but he looks even more miserable than I do.

I finished before he did.