The more I think about the email, the more absurd it appears.

For example:

Has Carolyn written to the Ocean Pines Independent or Ocean Pines Progress and suggested to them it is unethical to use the name Ocean Pines Independent or Ocean Pines Progress because people may think they are an “official” OPA publication since OPA has a contract with both to publish paid OPA advertising? Not to mention that the Ocean Pines Independent, the Ocean Pines Progress and other free driveway papers are often critical of the board. Has Carolyn asked the Ocean Pines Independent or Ocean Pines Progress to change their name?

You can't make this stuff up.