Those were the parts that you took from someone else and passed off as your own words, yes?

“There was zero intention to plagiarize anything.”

… really? Golly, I’d be very curious as to what it would look like if you actually put your back into it and DID have the intent to plagiarize someone. I wonder how that might manifest itself, given that your “zero intention to plagiarize anything “ resulted in you cut-and-pasting like 95 percent of what someone else wrote and acting like it was something that you came up with, and signed your name at the bottom.

Maybe next year just cut out the middle man and hire Doctor Berry to officially write OPA’s Thanksgiving message.